The Over Stressed Mom
If you've actually ever swept dirt under a rug...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever cleaned poop off the floor with nothing but your bare hands and a wipie...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever handed your kids a piece of gum on the way out the door to the bus stop cause they didn't have time to brush...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever had to swear like Yosemite Sam cause children were present...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever made a sick child go get the bottle of medicine and a spoon...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever packed Ramen noodles for your kids lunches at school...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever thrown a towel over it and said the words, "lay at the other end and go back to sleep. We'll deal with it in the morning."...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever used the bottom of your shirt for a tissue...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever hysterically called out your child's name in a store and they're standing right behind you...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever poured your coffee into the sugar bowl instead of your cup...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever had to do the "sniff" test after your child informs you they are out of clean socks...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever opened your front door while still in your pj's at 7:10 in the morning and yelled RUN!...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever threatened to actually break their fingers if they touch it again...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever, even for a moment, considered anonymously dropping your kids off at a nearby hospital for a couple hours peace...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've ever responded to the comment "they grow up so fast" with, God I hope so!...
you might be an over stressed mom.
If you've laughed at any of these because you related...
you might be an over stressed mom...and you'll be fine.
