Who provides a meal at 10 cents a pop - Thou dost Ramen Noodles
Who satisfies a late night hunger craving - Thou dost Ramen Noodles
Who soothes my sore throat with thy artificial and chemically enhanced broth - Thou doest Ramen Noodles
Who has been found to cause cancer in the state of California - Thou hast Ramen Noodles
Who gets flung on the wall like a sticky booger by children all over the world - Thou dost Ramen Noodles
Who could survive a nuclear Holocaust - Thou couldest Ramen Noodles
Who keeps college students all over the world from starving each semester - Thou dost Ramen Noodles
Never change or become nutritionally sound Ramen Noodles - We need you
Again, laughing so hard at this! I must admit my aversion to the foulness of Ramen...eeewww. Haven't been able to enjoy them since early college days. That smell..."can't you smell that smell?" Funny post!
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